San Francisco Weekly - Demolish the aforementioned reply card and gift checklist in the nearest paper shredder. Find a pretty card (or a piece of your own notepaper); on it, write a brief congratulatory letter, with regrets that you will be unable to attend the ceremony Read More

Chicago Tribune - Now, for reasons of safety, she goes to Office Depot to buy a paper shredder but then, for reasons of safety, won’t have it delivered to her new address. Now, the Marshall Field’s clerk glances at the name on her credit card and offers condolences Read More

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