San Francisco Weekly - Demolish the aforementioned reply card and gift checklist in the nearest paper shredder. Find a pretty card (or a piece of your own notepaper); on it, write a brief congratulatory letter, with regrets that you will be unable to attend the ceremony Read More

Minneapolis Star Tribune - Any suggestions? A Check yellow-page directories for a mobile shredding company such as Document Destruction Services Ltd., 952-898-3030, or call Clary Document Management at 612-588-8554. Another option is to buy a paper shredder, available at discount Read More

San Marcos Daily Record - His legs looked like they had been through a paper shredder. His socks, still packaged in plastic a day earlier already had worn holes in them. He had stopped three times to dunk his head in streams to cool his head in the 75-degree heat. “I can Read More

AZCentral.com - My cloth napkin looked like it had been through a paper shredder; no one should have allowed it to enter the dining room. Also, I was given the lunch menu instead of the wine list by accident. And, inexplicably, we were addressed all night as “Koeppel Read More

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